i gottah… pull the thing.
I PULLED THE THING OH GOD!
Crows. Nature’s assholes
There’s totally another crow off-camera, egging him on.
"C’mon, Edgar. Do it. Do it, it’ll be fucking hilarious. Look, I’ve got my camera ready and everything."
"Fuck off, Alan. He’ll eat me. But… you’re right, it’d totally be hilarious."
"I KNOW RIGHT! DOOOO IIIT!"
"Ugh fine, but if he eats me it’s totally your fucking fault."