turns out a creampie isn’t a pastry and the internet is a disgusting place
TASHA: (to Clara) I have confidential matters to discuss with the Doctor. Would you excuse us?
DOCTOR: Anything you have to say to me, you can say in front of Clara. Well, quite a lot of it. Probably about half. Maybe a smidge under. Actually, Clara, would you mind waiting out here, please?
Yes. This is a thing called character development.
whenever my mom criticizes me i yell “it’s probably genetic” and run out of the room as fast as i can
it’s ironic how middle school boys will make fun of the gay kid but then draw dicks on literally everything
STOP RIGHT THERE!
You’re under arrest for being such a cutie. Oh oops it seems I have forgotten my handcuffs I guess I’ll just have to hold your hand. You have the right to remain silent. Or you can talk. I like it when you talk. Okay now come with me please.
im no cutie
uhhh-huh, that’s what they all say